headcanons and thingies
-Lynux would listen to 80s & 90s pop music (My friend suggested this hehehe)
-Lynux actually has a lot of jewelry but 1. It's hard to walk with and 2. It's better for formal events
-Locus has a very low alcohol tolerance so they drink but not heavily
-Locus and Lynux have fallen alseep at their desk while working (Luns is probably the only one who can understand they need breaks)
-Locus sleepwalks occasionally. Lynux knows you shouldn't wake someone who's sleepwalking but they do anyway for the shits and giggles
-Lynux almost drowned in a river once (dont ask why,,,,,)
-Lynux is romantically oblivious. and they just kinda don't get it
-Locus is the type of friend to always pay for things when everyone's broke
-if Lynux were to attend in-person worldwide board meetings they'd be by far the most annoying and everyone would probably hate them but still talk with him anyways because what can you do the national war criminal has a lexicon and is interesting to talk to.also they're god soo i guess thats important maybe but idrk
-Lynux uses perfume (they just prefer fancy stuff.) Locus doesn't really prefer cologne or perfume and Luns probably uses whatever they have at hand.
incorrect quotes (generated)
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* Locus and Luns sitting in jail together *
Locus: So who should we call?
Luns: I'd call Lynux, but I feel safer in jail.
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Lynux: Am I going too far?
Luns: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Lynux: Ok, maybe playing 'who's family is the most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've ever had. Luns's been crying on the bathroom floor for an hour. We can't get them out...
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Lynux: Okay, I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Luns: Twelve, actually.
Lynux: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and whose fault is that?
Luns: Yours!
Lynux: That's right: no one's.
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Lynux: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that'd be a neat noise
Locus: I beg to differ
Lynux: Then beg
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Lynux, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Luns: How?
Lynux: How what?
Locus: How could they be worse?
Lynux: They couldn't, I lied.
Luns:
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Lynux: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Luns: Alright, what's 30 x 17?
Lynux: 47
Locus: That's not even close.
Lynux: But it was fast.
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Lynux: I can explain.
Luns: Can you?
Lynux: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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Lynux: I made tea.
Locus: I don't want tea.
Lynux: I didn't make it for you. This is my tea.
Locus: Then why are you telling me?
Lynux: It's a conversation starter.
Locus: It's a pretty lousy conversation starter.
Lynux: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.